Eigenfuck

Eigenfuck (n) A fuck about a situation that doesn't change, regardless of changes in the situation itself.

(Verb form) Eigenfucked - the amount of fucked somthing is remains the same regardless of what happens

I don't give a single eigenfuck about the election!

The system is still leaking even after rebuilding it twice. Its Eigenfucked!

Eigenfuck by Pimancat July 25, 2024

Words you can keep

Eigenfeces

Worthless sites that have managed to seo themselves on to the first page of google.

I typed "acai berry" into google and got Eigenfeces -- www.acaiberrytime.com.

Eigenfeces by rongenre September 2, 2009

Related Words

Eigenfuck • Eigenfunk • Eigenfaced • Eigenfeces • erenfuck • Erenfuckgf • reigenfucker • Edge Fuck

Eigenfaced

-adjective
To be extremely intoxicated by the ingestion of one or more substances, such that the senses become acutely imbalanced and hallucination has become the norm.
-etymology
Portmanteau derived from the concept of eigenvalues (/eigenvectors) in mathematics by which the axis of highest variation can be found in multidimensional data, and being faced, or intoxicated beyond the norm.

"Last night I was more wankered than the time I thought the walls were made of camembert. In fact, I was eigenfaced!" Conceded the Bishop, before collapsing. (Rumsblatt, 1925)

Eigenfaced by thepog April 28, 2010

reigenfucker

Someone who is in intense love with Reigen Arataka, from Mob Psycho 100. They acknowledge that Reigen is the single most disgusting and smelly man in existence, but how he is also the single most attractive and sexy man to exist. Reigen is known as a sex symbol within the community of Reigenfuckers. It is also widely known that he has pubic lice and has every intention to spread it.

Oh? You think Reigen Arataka is attractive despite the fact that he WANTS to spread his pubic lice? You must be a Reigenfucker.

Every Reigenfucker knows that he doesnt wipe his ass after he shits, it just adds spice!

reigenfucker by SebbyGuts November 19, 2020

Eigenfaced

Heavily intoxicated by a chemical substance (esp. alcohol).

Oh my god, I can't believe how eigenfaced I was last night!

Eigenfaced by Ciaran H May 13, 2006

erenfuck

Some guy on tiktok who got clout and simps because of ______

erenfuck *breathes*

people who haven't touched grass in ages: OMG!!!

erenfuck by simp4eren March 6, 2021

Eigenfunk

A genre of music which portrays self emotion through the medium of instrumental experimentation using mainly rhythms as the basis. Derived from the Physics and Mathematics term "eigenfunction".

"What genre of music are you into?" "Eigenfunk"

Eigenfunk by z.k. February 5, 2013

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Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

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