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Eigenpun 

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realize until later, then it's an eigenpun.
(To a skinny guy):

Hey, you look pretty fine today... Oh snap! That was a total eigenpun!
Eigenpun by satirical.cynicist November 23, 2009
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Eigenpun 

When you make a pun by accident, and you don't realise until after you say it.
My girlfriend was sick, so I said to her 'you're pretty hot' (referring to her temperature). It was only afterwards that I realised that what I said could be interpreted as referring to her physical beauty! What a great eigenpun...
Eigenpun by soniastar346 November 22, 2009

Eigenpun 

An eigenpun or eigen pun is a pun which is unintentional.
To someone short
"Sorry I didn't mean to overlook you... Oh wait, that was a pun! Wow, I just made an eigenpun!"
Eigenpun by Batman_Ravi December 15, 2008

Eigenfuck 

Eigenfuck (n) A fuck about a situation that doesn't change, regardless of changes in the situation itself.

(Verb form) Eigenfucked - the amount of fucked somthing is remains the same regardless of what happens
I don't give a single eigenfuck about the election!

The system is still leaking even after rebuilding it twice. Its Eigenfucked!
Eigenfuck by Pimancat July 25, 2024
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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