Egojack

From "ego" and "hijack".

When you legitimately enjoy being yourself and someone abruptely uses your words or behaviour to make themself look more valuable and important.

- I was at the park with the kid who asked me why the ball wasn't flying but always coming down to earth... So I gave the standard newtonian explanation about attraction, trying to keep it simple, you know... Then, there's that man coming out from nowhere telling me (and my son!) I was saying non-sens, that it's a shame, and starts ranting about Einstein, astronomy and stuff...

- Oh, yeah, I know those. There's a lot of them on the Internet.

- But what the heck? I already knew all that, and the kid didn't even listen and went away playing! It just made me feel bad...

- Sure. You've been egojacked.

Egojack by Mora Suavis December 24, 2025

Emojack 

The act of Comendering a topic of descussion to bash emo kids

Hey! you watch the superbowl?
Only Emo kids watch the superbowl!
Dont Emojack this shit or il kick your ass.

Emojack by Ryan Kyle September 12, 2006

Egohack 

Only real ones know what's up

I just egohacked my way into her crib. Time to get crunk

Egohack by Yung Sphealy June 7, 2023

egojaculate 

egojaculate

Pronunciation: \ˈē-(ˌ)gō-jac·u·late\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: : New American English, a combination of the New Latin, I, plus the Latin ejaculatus, past participle of ejaculari to throw out, from e- + jaculari to throw, from jaculum dart, from jacere to throw

Date: 2009

transitive verb

1 : to eject an opinion of the self (typically a douche bag) especially as contrasted with another self or the world in an orgasm of ego masturbation eg <"Kanye West, the egotard had another egojaculation over Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.">
2 : to ego-fart suddenly and vehemently; a : with an air of an ego maniac 2 b : because of uncontrollable self-esteem 1 eg <"On the Today show, Tom Cruise egojaculated about Brooke Shields and how he thinks psychiatry is a pseudo science and scientology is a legitimate religion.">

Synonyms: ego-fart, egoqueaf, ego masturbation, ego-fap, egohole

Related Words: egosmashtical, ego fried, ego maniac, ego tripping, egobese, egotard

Antonyms: polite, complimentary, appeasing, gracious, altruistic, caring

Misspellings: egaculate, ego-jaculate, egojackulate

Kanye West likes to egojaculate at award shows.

Talk shows are the typical venue of the egojaculator.

Many stars have ruined their reputations over egojaculation, but Pee Wee Herman lost his by ejaculation.

egojaculate by wmaxwell September 19, 2009

Egohacker 

When you pretend you're a psychic but you're actually a psychologist.

This guy was trying to sell me a life changing product but my egohacker senses told me he's just a dusty and broke ENFP.

Egohacker by Yung Sphealy June 8, 2023

Egopacka 

The highest form of arrogant snob possible, Usually a kid from a private boys school who has a family so powerful he can’t give a fuck about what he does.

Damien: Did you hear Martin called Steph a fat bitch?

Spuddy: who cares? He’s an Egopacka

Egopacka by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

Egohacker 

Noun ˈē-gō ˌhak-ər

A self-proclaimed intellectual who believes they’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe through a self-invented psychological framework called “Egohacking.” Egohackers deliver their half-baked theories with unwarranted confidence, refusing to test their ideas against credible sources or engage in practical, real-world activities (like “touching grass”).

Characteristics:

• Practically lives on Discord, treating it as both their stage and their sanctuary.
• Views owning a car as either an unnecessary societal construct or a sign of selling out, often masking their inability to afford one as moral superiority.
• Male Egohacker: Brags about juggling (or planning to juggle) three girlfriends, despite being unemployed or stuck in a minimum-wage job.
• Female Egohacker: Typically involved with one of these men, adopting his ideas as her own and often hesitating to express independent thoughts without his approval.

“My mom told me to get off Discord and get a job, but I told her she doesn’t understand because I’m a certified Egohacker. Anyway, one of my international girlfriends is visiting next month, so clearly, I’m doing just fine.”

Egohacker by WonderfulGlobe997 December 2, 2024