egojaculate 

egojaculate

Pronunciation: \ˈē-(ˌ)gō-jac·u·late\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: : New American English, a combination of the New Latin, I, plus the Latin ejaculatus, past participle of ejaculari to throw out, from e- + jaculari to throw, from jaculum dart, from jacere to throw

Date: 2009

transitive verb

1 : to eject an opinion of the self (typically a douche bag) especially as contrasted with another self or the world in an orgasm of ego masturbation eg <"Kanye West, the egotard had another egojaculation over Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.">
2 : to ego-fart suddenly and vehemently; a : with an air of an ego maniac 2 b : because of uncontrollable self-esteem 1 eg <"On the Today show, Tom Cruise egojaculated about Brooke Shields and how he thinks psychiatry is a pseudo science and scientology is a legitimate religion.">

Synonyms: ego-fart, egoqueaf, ego masturbation, ego-fap, egohole

Related Words: egosmashtical, ego fried, ego maniac, ego tripping, egobese, egotard

Antonyms: polite, complimentary, appeasing, gracious, altruistic, caring

Misspellings: egaculate, ego-jaculate, egojackulate

Kanye West likes to egojaculate at award shows.

Talk shows are the typical venue of the egojaculator.

Many stars have ruined their reputations over egojaculation, but Pee Wee Herman lost his by ejaculation.

egojaculate by wmaxwell September 19, 2009

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

Ejaculate and Evacuate by MamaWeegee July 2, 2018

Rage Ejaculate 

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

Rage Ejaculate by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

ejaculate and evacuate 

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.

Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

ejaculate and evacuate by spigetfinners November 20, 2017

Ejaculater 

A form of saying goodbye when your coming.

Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.

Ejaculater by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015

emojaculation 

Noun

1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence

2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.

1. Bob: My dog just took a shit :/ :( :) :P :)
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.

2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!

3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.

emojaculation by KajuNut January 11, 2016