Egohack
Egohack by Yung Sphealy June 7, 2023
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This guy was trying to sell me a life changing product but my egohacker senses told me he's just a dusty and broke ENFP.
Egohacker by Yung Sphealy June 8, 2023
Egohacker
Noun ˈē-gō ˌhak-ər
A self-proclaimed intellectual who believes they’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe through a self-invented psychological framework called “Egohacking.” Egohackers deliver their half-baked theories with unwarranted confidence, refusing to test their ideas against credible sources or engage in practical, real-world activities (like “touching grass”).
Characteristics:
• Practically lives on Discord, treating it as both their stage and their sanctuary.
• Views owning a car as either an unnecessary societal construct or a sign of selling out, often masking their inability to afford one as moral superiority.
• Male Egohacker: Brags about juggling (or planning to juggle) three girlfriends, despite being unemployed or stuck in a minimum-wage job.
• Female Egohacker: Typically involved with one of these men, adopting his ideas as her own and often hesitating to express independent thoughts without his approval.
A self-proclaimed intellectual who believes they’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe through a self-invented psychological framework called “Egohacking.” Egohackers deliver their half-baked theories with unwarranted confidence, refusing to test their ideas against credible sources or engage in practical, real-world activities (like “touching grass”).
Characteristics:
• Practically lives on Discord, treating it as both their stage and their sanctuary.
• Views owning a car as either an unnecessary societal construct or a sign of selling out, often masking their inability to afford one as moral superiority.
• Male Egohacker: Brags about juggling (or planning to juggle) three girlfriends, despite being unemployed or stuck in a minimum-wage job.
• Female Egohacker: Typically involved with one of these men, adopting his ideas as her own and often hesitating to express independent thoughts without his approval.
“My mom told me to get off Discord and get a job, but I told her she doesn’t understand because I’m a certified Egohacker. Anyway, one of my international girlfriends is visiting next month, so clearly, I’m doing just fine.”
Egohacker by WonderfulGlobe997 December 2, 2024
Egopacka
The highest form of arrogant snob possible, Usually a kid from a private boys school who has a family so powerful he can’t give a fuck about what he does.
Egopacka by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023
Egojack
From "ego" and "hijack".
When you legitimately enjoy being yourself and someone abruptely uses your words or behaviour to make themself look more valuable and important.
When you legitimately enjoy being yourself and someone abruptely uses your words or behaviour to make themself look more valuable and important.
- I was at the park with the kid who asked me why the ball wasn't flying but always coming down to earth... So I gave the standard newtonian explanation about attraction, trying to keep it simple, you know... Then, there's that man coming out from nowhere telling me (and my son!) I was saying non-sens, that it's a shame, and starts ranting about Einstein, astronomy and stuff...
- Oh, yeah, I know those. There's a lot of them on the Internet.
- But what the heck? I already knew all that, and the kid didn't even listen and went away playing! It just made me feel bad...
- Sure. You've been egojacked.
- Oh, yeah, I know those. There's a lot of them on the Internet.
- But what the heck? I already knew all that, and the kid didn't even listen and went away playing! It just made me feel bad...
- Sure. You've been egojacked.
Egojack by Mora Suavis December 24, 2025
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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