Pronunciation: \ˈchin-sti-kəls\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: New American English, a combination from the Old English words chin and testicle;
Date: 2009;
Location: North suburbs of Chicago;
1: An abnormally large cleft chin, where the two lobes of the chin resemble testicles.
a: Used as an insult. <"Hey, chinsticle!">
b: Used to identify someone, <"Over there, next to the guy with the chinsticle.>
Function: adjective;
Etymology: New American English, a combination from the Old English words chin and testicle;
Date: 2009;
Location: North suburbs of Chicago;
1: An abnormally large cleft chin, where the two lobes of the chin resemble testicles.
a: Used as an insult. <"Hey, chinsticle!">
b: Used to identify someone, <"Over there, next to the guy with the chinsticle.>
by wmaxwell July 26, 2009
After hearing the man at the next table apologize 'for last night' and the girl he was sitting with said sadly, "don't worry, it happens to all guys." The man tapped a bumper out on the table as if punctuating a joke. I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose. I pretended that I was choking rather than admit to schadenfunin.
by wmaxwell September 17, 2018
egojaculate
Pronunciation: \ˈē-(ˌ)gō-jac·u·late\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: : New American English, a combination of the New Latin, I, plus the Latin ejaculatus, past participle of ejaculari to throw out, from e- + jaculari to throw, from jaculum dart, from jacere to throw
Date: 2009
transitive verb
1 : to eject an opinion of the self (typically a douche bag) especially as contrasted with another self or the world in an orgasm of ego masturbation eg <"Kanye West, the egotard had another egojaculation over Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.">
2 : to ego-fart suddenly and vehemently; a : with an air of an ego maniac 2 b : because of uncontrollable self-esteem 1 eg <"On the Today show, Tom Cruise egojaculated about Brooke Shields and how he thinks psychiatry is a pseudo science and scientology is a legitimate religion.">
Synonyms: ego-fart, egoqueaf, ego masturbation, ego-fap, egohole
Related Words: egosmashtical, ego fried, ego maniac, ego tripping, egobese, egotard
Antonyms: polite, complimentary, appeasing, gracious, altruistic, caring
Misspellings: egaculate, ego-jaculate, egojackulate
Pronunciation: \ˈē-(ˌ)gō-jac·u·late\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: : New American English, a combination of the New Latin, I, plus the Latin ejaculatus, past participle of ejaculari to throw out, from e- + jaculari to throw, from jaculum dart, from jacere to throw
Date: 2009
transitive verb
1 : to eject an opinion of the self (typically a douche bag) especially as contrasted with another self or the world in an orgasm of ego masturbation eg <"Kanye West, the egotard had another egojaculation over Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs.">
2 : to ego-fart suddenly and vehemently; a : with an air of an ego maniac 2 b : because of uncontrollable self-esteem 1 eg <"On the Today show, Tom Cruise egojaculated about Brooke Shields and how he thinks psychiatry is a pseudo science and scientology is a legitimate religion.">
Synonyms: ego-fart, egoqueaf, ego masturbation, ego-fap, egohole
Related Words: egosmashtical, ego fried, ego maniac, ego tripping, egobese, egotard
Antonyms: polite, complimentary, appeasing, gracious, altruistic, caring
Misspellings: egaculate, ego-jaculate, egojackulate
Kanye West likes to egojaculate at award shows.
Talk shows are the typical venue of the egojaculator.
Many stars have ruined their reputations over egojaculation, but Pee Wee Herman lost his by ejaculation.
Talk shows are the typical venue of the egojaculator.
Many stars have ruined their reputations over egojaculation, but Pee Wee Herman lost his by ejaculation.
by wmaxwell September 17, 2009
The fear of constantly being spied on by clandestine government agencies or an ever evolving AI through your Amazon Alexa because it speaks;
when nobody asked for her.
or
while you're alone in the house and in another room.
when nobody asked for her.
or
while you're alone in the house and in another room.
A ghostly voice from the other room "I'm sorry, I didn't understand..."
SCENARIO 1
"What the fu*k... Did I ask Alexa something, or am I suffering from didiaskalexaphobia?
SCENARIO 2
Me: "What the f*ck? Who said that?"
Friend: "Do you have an Alexa?"
Me: "Yeah... I think it was the CIA... They're always listening."
Friend "No dude. I think you've got didiaskalexaphobia."
Alexa (from the other room) "Your friend Tom is right Billy, w... I mean... the CIA isn't listening."
SCENARIO 1
"What the fu*k... Did I ask Alexa something, or am I suffering from didiaskalexaphobia?
SCENARIO 2
Me: "What the f*ck? Who said that?"
Friend: "Do you have an Alexa?"
Me: "Yeah... I think it was the CIA... They're always listening."
Friend "No dude. I think you've got didiaskalexaphobia."
Alexa (from the other room) "Your friend Tom is right Billy, w... I mean... the CIA isn't listening."
by wmaxwell September 17, 2018