Egohacker
This guy was trying to sell me a life changing product but my egohacker senses told me he's just a dusty and broke ENFP.
Egohacker by Yung Sphealy June 8, 2023
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Egohacker
Noun ˈē-gō ˌhak-ər
A self-proclaimed intellectual who believes they’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe through a self-invented psychological framework called “Egohacking.” Egohackers deliver their half-baked theories with unwarranted confidence, refusing to test their ideas against credible sources or engage in practical, real-world activities (like “touching grass”).
Characteristics:
• Practically lives on Discord, treating it as both their stage and their sanctuary.
• Views owning a car as either an unnecessary societal construct or a sign of selling out, often masking their inability to afford one as moral superiority.
• Male Egohacker: Brags about juggling (or planning to juggle) three girlfriends, despite being unemployed or stuck in a minimum-wage job.
• Female Egohacker: Typically involved with one of these men, adopting his ideas as her own and often hesitating to express independent thoughts without his approval.
A self-proclaimed intellectual who believes they’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe through a self-invented psychological framework called “Egohacking.” Egohackers deliver their half-baked theories with unwarranted confidence, refusing to test their ideas against credible sources or engage in practical, real-world activities (like “touching grass”).
Characteristics:
• Practically lives on Discord, treating it as both their stage and their sanctuary.
• Views owning a car as either an unnecessary societal construct or a sign of selling out, often masking their inability to afford one as moral superiority.
• Male Egohacker: Brags about juggling (or planning to juggle) three girlfriends, despite being unemployed or stuck in a minimum-wage job.
• Female Egohacker: Typically involved with one of these men, adopting his ideas as her own and often hesitating to express independent thoughts without his approval.
“My mom told me to get off Discord and get a job, but I told her she doesn’t understand because I’m a certified Egohacker. Anyway, one of my international girlfriends is visiting next month, so clearly, I’m doing just fine.”
Egohacker by WonderfulGlobe997 December 2, 2024
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)