Eatster 

When you have the best intentions by making Easter baskets for your loved ones the week before; however, the sweet temptation of egg shaped Reese's is too much to resist. By the time Sunday rolls around, you've already replenished the baskets content twice & still have nothing to show.

Uncle: Sorry I arrived empty handed to the Easter egg hunt, I celebrated Eatster; the other white meat of holidays.

Eatster by GlazeHer April 15, 2019

Eatster Bunny 

Easter arrives yet the children wake up to no candy in their baskets... the Eatster Bunny has a serious addiction.

Timmy & Susie woke up again this Easter with only rotten eggs to search for... they longed for their sweet treats, yet the Eatster Bunny had struck again!

Eatster Bunny by GlazeHer April 15, 2019

Easter high-five 

a special high-five used around the Easter season in which both high-fivers form an egg shape with their hands and clash the eggs together

Phil: Well, I think we deserve an Easter high-five.

Easter high-five by Ria G April 4, 2015

Mexican Easter Egg

A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.

I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.

Mexican Easter Egg by meltron2d2 November 15, 2011

easter egg

A hidden item placed in a movie, television show, or otherwise visual media for close watchers.

Originates from the the 1975 movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show," when the cast had an Easter Egg hunt but most of the eggs went unfound. They can be seen throughout the film in various locations (such as under Frank N. Furter's throne).

The framed picture of Julia Roberts inside the character's home was an Easter Egg inserted by the director.

easter egg by Chuck April 15, 2004

shanghai easter basket 

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

shanghai easter basket by Wong way January 27, 2017

Eastern European Card Draw 

A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.

Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:

"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."

"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."

"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."

Eastern European Card Draw by Bill Murray (really?) October 14, 2013