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Lisa ESFOD you back stabbing bitch!
ESFOD by Nutbust August 2, 2006
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If you have to ask, you'll never know it.
Daniel: CHOO CHOO, all aboard the esfores esforexpress

/b/tard: what does that even mean

Daniel: you'll never know if you have to ask
esfores by scionoobydoo October 4, 2018
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Hey You, Faggot, ESFOAD
ESFOAD by DirkTheJerk October 23, 2008

esoderec 

esoderec

Stereotype for Local middle aged man, works at the Local gas station, and he who lives in his mothers basement, with little to no ambition to work his way out of it.

Probably has a larger than life ego, that does not match his life experience and skill levels. He has strong opinions but somehow blames all his unfortunate life circumstances on others, but yet is eager to point out how everyone should adjust their own life.

Is probably dating a close family member, and you are quite unsure about the whole thing.
What a frustrating thing when you realize that you are an esoderec

My cousin is dating an esoderec, how do I deal with that fact?
esoderec by Derick goudet July 9, 2020
EFOD - eye full of dick

This happens when you are entering a mens bathroom and you try to scope out where the urinals are located. Occasionally one accidentally gets and eye full of dick when looking for the urinal. This normally occurs when there is a lack of privacy dividers between urinals.

Trough-style urinals at sporting events are also common for having a high risk of EFOD exposure. Also common at strip clubs.

Unfortunately, EFOD exposure will likely be tattooed in ones brain for the remainder of the day.

Guy 1: "Hey, wheres the pisser?"

Guy 2: "Back by the other stripper pole, oh but be careful dude, I got an EFOD looking for the urinal.. there's no fuckin dividers."
EFOD by team este April 21, 2009

Chloie Esford

Chloie Esford is typically a girl that is literally so cute and nice and pretty and gives you lots of butterflies when you see her. She is always by your side when you need her, and will always be there to guide you.
Look at that girl! She reminds me of Chloie Esford
Chloie Esford by Ur.mom.is.gay.lol January 9, 2022

Esodophobia 

Ex.1: She was kinda a prude 'cause she had esodophobia.

Ex.2: "That bitch wouldn't sleep with me, she must have esodophobia."
Esodophobia by ShelbyKilljoyy April 4, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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