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Common phrase to implore someone to eat your feces. Usually because they stole from you or because they are a pedophile. Only to be used before you call his wife a cunt even if she is a total cunt.
If you can get that guy to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT, maybe he will get some closure and move on by getting a job and not stalking all his neighbors. Eat Shit dude!!
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by cuntlisa April 01, 2018
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1. (slang) To have some sort of accident
2. Literally to eat some sort of feces
1. That turn was so sharp it made him eat shit.
2. Why does your dog eat shit?
by John D August 23, 2003
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To have an accident resulting in contact with the ground at speed, while riding a human-powered vehicle such as a bicycle or skateboard.
You should wear pads and a helmet when mountain biking, as even the most experienced biker is bound to eat shit from time to time.
by Michael Ellis February 26, 2006
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an expression of extreme dislike or anger when used in the imperitive, ie go fuck yourself
"You THINK I'm the selfish one in this relationship, Jack? Well, eat shit and die!"
by Rachel Broderick April 20, 2005
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An insult, stating the the other individual should feast upon feces,
Guy 1:Hey dude, Why didn't you go to that concert, Aren't they your favorite band?

Guy 2:Eat Shit!
by CJ500 December 13, 2009
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To take a bad fall, similar to the terms "eat snow" in snow skiing and "eat dirt" in biking. Eat shit can conveniently be used to describe a fall on any kind of terrain, including gravel, concrete, snow, ice, water, or anything you can think of. It is a commonly used term in waterskiing.
Dude... I'm a great waterskiier, but I always eat shit coming around that damn turn!
by JCGould May 05, 2008
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