It is the religion of for those who worship the gay redneck Lord and Savior, Joe Exotic, also known as “the Tiger King”. Those who practice this religion will also dedicate their souls to the true God by proclaiming that Carole Baskin is a Murderer and deserves jail time for killing her husband. They also may either start dressing in their God’s wardrobe.
Person A: “I practice Christianity. What religion do you practice?”
Person B: Practice? The hell you mean “practice”? I don’t practice my religion. I advance in my religion which is called “Exoticism” and people like me are Tiger Lovers and are advocates for justice which is why we want that bitch, Carole Baskin in prison for murdering her husband.”
Following the emotional arc of a conversation by extracting the emoticons used therein. In some cases, entire conversations are entirely comprised of emoticons.
Your leaving? :(
That sucks. :'(
You go away too much. >:-o
>:-) <--- just realized can get a stripper delivered
Er, I mean. Have fun. ;)
The emoticycle of the above is: :( :'( >:-o >:-) ;)
In internet chatting, when you use two (or more) emoticons to express a more complicated emotion for which there is no pre-established emoticon this is an emoticombo. They are subjective (no actual right or wrong) and are all in the eye of the composer and recipient.
:'( :) = i miss you
:-o :-/ x-( = why the hell did you tell me that, you're my sister
B-) :D = i'm so awesome and smug about my awesomeness
:-| :-( x-( :-( :-| = i'm tired and don't want to be at work
(just some of the endless possibilities for emoticombos - also, they look weird in italics)
Note: these examples were designed specifically for Gchatters.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.