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Emoticum 

A smiley-face or other design you draw on your lover's back with your semen.
She wouldn't let me nut on her face, so I made a huge emoticum on her lower back.
Emoticum by eDubs June 6, 2015
Words you can keep
A person (I use that word loosely) who overuses emoticons in chatrooms and emails. These people are lowly germs who must be eliminated.
kaybebe1617: hey dudds =D =D =D :) :) :)
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D

...you get the idea.
emoticunt by Eric Melech April 18, 2005

emoticompensation 

compensating for the lack of emotional tone in written correspondence through the use of emoticons.
emotional intent is unclear:
omg, that was soooo fun. not.

now with emoticompensation:
omg, that was sooo fun. not. ;)
emoticompensation by jjkran October 26, 2009

emoticombo 

In internet chatting, when you use two (or more) emoticons to express a more complicated emotion for which there is no pre-established emoticon this is an emoticombo. They are subjective (no actual right or wrong) and are all in the eye of the composer and recipient.
:'( :) = i miss you

:-o :-/ x-( = why the hell did you tell me that, you're my sister

B-) :D = i'm so awesome and smug about my awesomeness

:-| :-( x-( :-( :-| = i'm tired and don't want to be at work

(just some of the endless possibilities for emoticombos - also, they look weird in italics)

Note: these examples were designed specifically for Gchatters.
emoticombo by Viktor II August 27, 2007

Emoticulate 

Having or showing the ability to use appropriate emoticons.
“It’s odd, my friend only text in emojis but I always understand his intent, he is very emoticulate."
Emoticulate by MrMiyagisBeard August 4, 2016
1.A person, usually female, who uses emoticons passive aggressively.

2. A person who uses emoticons to imbue an otherwise benign message with hostility.

3. A person who uses emoticons to make an obnoxious message even more rude.
My girlfriend is such an emoticunt when she's mad- it's amazing how scathing a one-word text can be when you add some carefully selected emojis to the end of it.

emojicummer 

emojicummer is a very serious term it was used in 1466 for people that were really hot famous and rich it originated from the person emojicummer themselves gaga goga ba booba tits man tits emojicummer
i am an emojicummer stan
emojicummer by emojicummer June 12, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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