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emoticist 

A person who looks down upon users of emoticons in their electronic communications. Emoticists are generally learned people with a penchant for proper expression, grammar, punctuation, and spelling.
While texting with Whitney, Jason typed: " U have a great weekend 2 :) "

Upon reading the smiley face Whitney, the emoticist that she was, texted back with great derision, "L8er" and decided to cease future discussions with that loser.
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emoticist 

One who specializes in the use of emoticons on MSN Messenger.
T: I consider myself a pioneer in the study of emoticism.
D: (y)
emoticist by Likwit December 9, 2004

Exoticism 

It is the religion of for those who worship the gay redneck Lord and Savior, Joe Exotic, also known as “the Tiger King”. Those who practice this religion will also dedicate their souls to the true God by proclaiming that Carole Baskin is a Murderer and deserves jail time for killing her husband. They also may either start dressing in their God’s wardrobe.
Person A: “I practice Christianity. What religion do you practice?”

Person B: Practice? The hell you mean “practice”? I don’t practice my religion. I advance in my religion which is called “Exoticism” and people like me are Tiger Lovers and are advocates for justice which is why we want that bitch, Carole Baskin in prison for murdering her husband.”
Exoticism by AnarchoDyke April 27, 2020

Emotistical 

someone who acts like a girl over the internet ussually full of themselves while not having a highschool diploma or ged.. also see Beefcaike
Beef is the most emotistical retard ive ever known on the internet
Emotistical by gnarlydewd May 3, 2009

emotistic 

josh is emotistic
emotistic by esgolthy June 7, 2018

Emoticontage 

:-( - My in-laws are coming for dinner.
:-/ - Although, my sister in-law is quite cute.
:-) - And she is wearing that low-cut top.
:-D - Everything better than expected!

Emoticontage.
Emoticontage by Aviciouswind September 30, 2010
A person (I use that word loosely) who overuses emoticons in chatrooms and emails. These people are lowly germs who must be eliminated.
kaybebe1617: hey dudds =D =D =D :) :) :)
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D

...you get the idea.
emoticunt by Eric Melech April 18, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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