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Dutch-Oven 

the type of fart that is farted in a sleeping bag.
I’m not going in there, its a Dutch-Oven after Albert had his way! Vrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!
Dutch-Oven by bread infection December 7, 2009

Dutch-Oven 

Group of people sitting in a car smoking marujuana with the windows rolled up until you cant see through the smoke.
Got high as a kite sitting in a dutch-oven.
Dutch-Oven by nunzconz July 13, 2010

Dutch oven 

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.
Dutch oven by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Dutch Oven 

Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.

Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.
Dutch Oven by assgasket October 25, 2009

Dutch Oven 

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Chad woke up early to give Stacy a Dutch Oven
Dutch Oven by TheDeadInside May 5, 2023

dutch oven 

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.
dutch oven by Oooglie Booglie April 18, 2003