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Farting underneath the blankets while someone is under them with you.
I can't believe my brother just dutch-oven'd me! Sick!
by James Jarvis August 05, 2004

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Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.
I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.
by James Jarvis August 23, 2005

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A sexual term used for shocking the "victim". It is displayed like a "Two in the pink, one in the stink" hand gesture, except that when the hand is inserted, the fingers are then spread (hand may also be twisted), giving the person a sense of shock.
She's pretty hot, I think I'll take her home and give her the shocker.
by James Jarvis August 23, 2005

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Laying a fart in the cushion of a couch so precisely that the next person who sits down on it will get a blast of nasty butt!
Heh, heh... I just left a depth-charge for George.
by James Jarvis August 05, 2004

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Something that causes your dick to go turtle.
Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!
by James Jarvis August 23, 2005

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The most deadliest of all S.T.D.'s. It is the combination of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDS.
Thanks to herpegonosyphilaids, I can't even breathe around others without getting them infected!
by James Jarvis January 25, 2005

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Something so nasty, it forces you to gag.
Dude, that food is gagnasty...
by James Jarvis August 05, 2004

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