Dustin
A religious belief that Dustin James White is the true ruler of the universe. Incorporates dogma from many of the existing religions around the world.
A religious belief that Dustin James White is the true ruler of the universe. Incorporates dogma from many of the existing religions around the world.
"I converted to dustinism after talking to the diety himself"
by Paula Pomeroy October 19, 2008
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slang term for type of tick found in the temperate rainforest of western British Columbia
the "dustinsectoid" will burrow into the flesh of it's host and derive it's nourishment from the energy filled blood
the slang term refers to the creature's preferred spot to draw blood, directly above the knee, the same area involved in dustining
slang term for type of tick found in the temperate rainforest of western British Columbia
the "dustinsectoid" will burrow into the flesh of it's host and derive it's nourishment from the energy filled blood
the slang term refers to the creature's preferred spot to draw blood, directly above the knee, the same area involved in dustining
by J. Robinson May 4, 2009
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Knowing the stats of every Laker who was ever drafted to the team including Chic Hearn's birh weight is an austinism.
by Marvine Butler May 27, 2005
Get the austinism mug.A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.
Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
by willd75 December 9, 2020
Get the Austinism mug.A disease which causes a male to have high levels of energy too early in the morning. Also has a small slice of autism. Has no common sense and no filter on things said or done.
John: why are you so hyper?
Jack:*bouncing like a bunny* what do you mean?
Bob: *whisper* I bet he has Dustism.
Jack:*bouncing like a bunny* what do you mean?
Bob: *whisper* I bet he has Dustism.
by Dusti boi January 25, 2022
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lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008
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