1 definition by willd75

A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.
Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro
by willd75 December 10, 2020
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