A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve
orgasm before brain
death. So named because one'side face
will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job,
life savings, wife, kids, and house in the
divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up
like Anton Yelchin.