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dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.
Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

dumplestiltzkin 

The act of removing ones bowels.
"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."
dumplestiltzkin by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

DUMPLETON 

A word derived from the latin for shitcunt...meaning a mass mudering, super rapist with child luring tendancies. Also renowned for wearing outrageos hawaiian shirts and generally looking like a hobo with potential gambling problems. Only known deterrent is Dr Pepper.
''I will eat your young!!!''

Go fuck yourself Dumpleton you muggy creature!!!

He's done a Dumpleton...again... tut tut!!

Lock up your daughters...its Dumpleton time :O
DUMPLETON by tobyjug1 July 12, 2009

Dimpletits 

When you have a lumps and bumps in your boobs.
You have really nice dimpletits

dumplebutt 

Fat, nasty-assed woman - especially in line at the grocery, typically in green stretch polyester or similar garment that accentuates the inordinate amount of cellulite present
Damn! That Dumplebutt smells like tacos!

Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.
I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!