Dumpette

a girl that has been dumped

i heard some guy's friend dumped his girlfriend,she is now called dumpette

by homeblo February 20, 2009

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Dumplette

Reference to "girl poo". There is usually no stink accompanied with this poo, unlike those produced by their male counterparts. The dumplette is generally small in size and requires minimal use of toilet paper.

Dumplette's are great in public restrooms because they're so discreet. One can walk out of the bathroom stall after the dumplette is made and not receive looks of disgust from others.

The dumplette could quite possibly be the commencement of the popular male notion that "women do not poop". Just because it is unseen, unheard, and unsmelled does not mean it does not exsist.

Jenny: "Wow, Sandra...that was a quick bathroom break you just took. You must have just had to go number 1, huh?"

Sandra: "Actually Jenny, I took a dumplette!"

by RavenousOne November 15, 2009

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durpette

A silly girl whose world view is biased by belief imaginary beings; a rambunctious facebook poster with no concept of self-censorship or the existence of people unlike herself. Can be mildly attractive (if not full on hot) much to the annoyance of intelligent people who are forced to deal with them.

That durpette just asked me if I would help distribute anti-gay fliers. I wish I had the balls to tell her to fuck off, but she's at least an 8, and I haven't touched a girl in 2 years... I guess I'm doing it

by ducktomguy August 14, 2011

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Dumpeter

A person who proudly announces to others they have to take a dump.

Timothy entered the living room and trumpeted to his friends and girlfriend, "wow, I have to take a fat dump right now," causing them to groan and roll their eyes. His girlfriend Tina replied, "you are such a nasty dumpeter".

by Chimerichawk August 1, 2012

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