dumplestiltzkin

The act of removing ones bowels.

"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."

by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

Dumpelstiltskin

The kind of shit where you sincerely wish you could guess its name in an attempt to make it vanish from your bowels without too much bodily harm.

Ready the clothes pins, because my Dumpelstiltskin is gonna be larger than Rumpelstiltskin!!

by UP AND ATOM November 6, 2010

Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.

I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014

Dumplestilskin

A Dumplestilskin is when a male is receiveing oral and the giver deep throats so far and stick tongue out and lick the but hole

Dude Jennifer gave me a Dumplestilskin last night!

Damn she could probably give a good Dumplestilskin!

by Bige January 11, 2016