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dumpstitute 

N. A person who offers sexual favors for a nominal fee. They, however, are unwilling to do these acts in a car, or a motel room. Instead, they perform all sexual acts behind, next too, around or in a dumpster.
"Oh my goodness, did you see that guy puttin it too the dumpstitute behind the dumpster?"
dumpstitute by Erica Noel February 19, 2009
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Dumpstitute 

A building, apartment, or dwelling place that is ran by a dishonest slum landlord. It is usually run down but is deceitful because the owner covers over mold and harmful damage that could easily be fixed for a nominal price but chooses to allow tenants to suffer.
I looked at the apartment today and it was a total dumpstitute. After signing a lease I discovered the smell was permanent no matter how many chemical I used at the dumpstitute. Its a disgrace that a millionaire doctor landlord could own such a dumpstitute purely out of greed at the expense of other's well being.
Dumpstitute by Anchor Watson June 24, 2023
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Domestitute 

It is common in Asia, for families to hire a maid (domestic helper) however in order to make some extra cash, some maids use their days off to frequent club or bars in the hope that thay may entice guys to hire them for a jolly.

These Domestic Helpers cum Pristitutes are thus termed Domestitutes.
"Ark at that domestitute over there Keith, I wouldn't mind a jolly with her before curfew"
Domestitute by Keith Brown1 May 11, 2013

dudestitute 

"when i grow up I want to be a dudestitute, theres all kinds of super rich MILFS dying for a young dude."

"But, there all like 60 years and older."

"Just like i like 'em."
dudestitute by Patblack May 3, 2008

Dimstitute 

See 'Southampton Solent University'

Is that the dimstitute?

Ah don't you mean the Solent, its a 'university don't you know!'
Dimstitute by Alasdair Weeks June 11, 2006

Dudestitute 

Transvestite prostitute. Used when the gender of a prostitute cannot be easily determined.
Todd: Wow! Look at that hooker! is that a guy or a chick?

Mark: Who cares. Its just a Dudestitute.
Dudestitute by LarsLevinstein February 23, 2009

Dustitute 

A person who sells themselves in order to gain powdered drugs.
I saw Tina suck 2 bloke's off last night for 2 bag's of sniff... She's become a right Dustitute lately!
Dustitute by Jlonsdale92 November 17, 2022
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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