dumplebutt

Fat, nasty-assed woman - especially in line at the grocery, typically in green stretch polyester or similar garment that accentuates the inordinate amount of cellulite present

Damn! That Dumplebutt smells like tacos!

by Non-Klan Southern man February 4, 2010

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Dumplette

Reference to "girl poo". There is usually no stink accompanied with this poo, unlike those produced by their male counterparts. The dumplette is generally small in size and requires minimal use of toilet paper.

Dumplette's are great in public restrooms because they're so discreet. One can walk out of the bathroom stall after the dumplette is made and not receive looks of disgust from others.

The dumplette could quite possibly be the commencement of the popular male notion that "women do not poop". Just because it is unseen, unheard, and unsmelled does not mean it does not exsist.

Jenny: "Wow, Sandra...that was a quick bathroom break you just took. You must have just had to go number 1, huh?"

Sandra: "Actually Jenny, I took a dumplette!"

by RavenousOne November 15, 2009

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dumpbutt

When a womans butt is saggy, flat and generally offensive. Such butts are neither round and supple nor has any hope of such glory. Dumpbutts look just as they sound. The cheeks often have a square droop to them as though they had a load of poop in their pants but just kept on going without changing thier pants. Frankly it looks like their butt is a diaper of flesh and cottage cheeze. When a dumpbutt is on the go it looks like their cheeks are flapping because of flatulance.

"My lord, is that a dead animal in her pants or does she have the worst dumpbutt that I have ever seen?!"

"Everyone run, some girl on the the dance floor just broke out the booty dancing and her dumpbutt is pwning everyone wild."

Hey, You! Yeah, the only girl in the room with a Dumpbutt! Yeah you know who you are!

by Lord Grosvenor June 13, 2006

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