A rumblestilskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. Named after a gay fairy tale about an ugly fucken dwarf who teaches this bitch to string straw to gold, this word should be feared by all. It can be accompanied by a shit stain in the underwear, that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it
will take only
3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to smell your own brew, and by that
time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud
people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it
will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestilskins can lead to having no
friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You
may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. Eventually you'll commit
suicide.
(Cabbage boy):"
People can't stop running away from me, and think I shit my
pants all the
time."
(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of
Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."
(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to use tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.
(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestilskin."
