Dumbledong

The massive cock of the one and only Professor Albus Dumbledore

Yo bro, Dumbledores robe was open, did you see his dumbledong?
He wasn't able to get his dumbledong up.
His dumbledong was too thicc to penetrate Harry's anus.

by Abstanator April 23, 2019

Dumbledored'd

1. To have been out-witted by someone
2. To teach magic to someone
3. Not to be confused with the definition of the word snape'd

Guy 1 - I was just playin' chess right, right? And then out of the blue, I was dumbledored'd!!
Guy 2 - NO WAI

Harry was just dumbledored'd

by The Reaper February 19, 2006

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

by redeft April 25, 2008

Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.

<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!

by Chris337 October 16, 2005

snape kills dumbledore

The major internet fad of 2005. Spawned off many ytmnd sites. Its two mediums where pictures and video:

Pictures:
Someone got ahold of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince before it was supposed to be released to the public and scanned pages 596, 597, and 606 to prove that Snape killed Dumbledore. The pictures spread like wildfire and ruined many Harry Potter fan's lives.

Video: Someone videotaped(poorly I might add) himself driving past a crowded bookstore at 1am and shouting "Snape kills Dumbledore!" at all the Harry Potter fans outside, ruining the story for them.

1: d00d have u read t3h harry pott3r yet
2: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PAGE606PWNED
1: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG u n00b

Driver: Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore!
Girl: Ooooooooooh you bitch! Bitch!

by inbe August 26, 2005

Dumbledore

The most badass wizard to ever live. He won a duel against Gellert fucking Grindelwald, was named the most powerful wizard of his time, and was even headmaster of Hogwarts for a while, until he ordered Severus Snape to kill him because he fucked up his hand on a ring - one of Voldemort's horcruxes - which he destroyed. Like a boss.

Harry: I'm Dumbledore's man through and through.

by Tom M Riddle May 4, 2011

dumbledorin'

The act of suddenly becoming Dumbledore. Usually involves a fuckload of hallucinogenic drugs.

well I wuz trippin balls and my friend started dumbledorin' all around.

by NPWR January 6, 2015