Dumbledong

The massive cock of the one and only Professor Albus Dumbledore

Yo bro, Dumbledores robe was open, did you see his dumbledong?
He wasn't able to get his dumbledong up.
His dumbledong was too thicc to penetrate Harry's anus.

by Abstanator April 24, 2019

Dumbledonger

When your cock and balls have so much hair on them that it resembles Dumbledores beard.

Tim: Did you see that nasty guys diz in the changing room?
Tom: Yeah, that was one helluva dumbledonger.

by Storm1979 July 26, 2011