Mumbledong

Someone who is extremely dumb

That dude over there yea he is a mumbledong

by dASNIJK September 21, 2025

Dumbledonger

When your cock and balls have so much hair on them that it resembles Dumbledores beard.

Tim: Did you see that nasty guys diz in the changing room?
Tom: Yeah, that was one helluva dumbledonger.

by Storm1979 July 26, 2011

Dumbledong

The massive cock of the one and only Professor Albus Dumbledore

Yo bro, Dumbledores robe was open, did you see his dumbledong?
He wasn't able to get his dumbledong up.
His dumbledong was too thicc to penetrate Harry's anus.

by Abstanator April 23, 2019

solid mumbledinho

When a person is talking and talking, on and on about nothing really.

"She's talking solid mumbledinho"

by Sam Warman August 17, 2006

Mumbletoning

Word: mumbletoning
(verb)
Definition: The act of mumbling along to the melody of a song when you don’t know—or can’t remember—the lyrics, but still want to join in.
Example:
"She was totally mumbletoning her way through that 90s ballad, and it was glorious."

Origin:
The word mumbletoning was coined in 1999 by Gemsgems during a hilariously hazy drive to her Saturday job at Miss Selfridge. Hungover and half-functioning, she found herself making vague, tuneful noises to a song by The Corrs. When her college mate asked what on earth she was doing, she blurted out, "I’m mumbletoning!"—and just like that, a word was born. It’s been part of her vocabulary (and her hangovers) ever since.

#mumbletoning = mumbling to the tone of a song when you don’t know the lyrics 🎶

by Gemgems April 11, 2025