Dumbledoring 

To retcon a character in a work and make them represent a minority community of the creator’s choice all along, even if it wasn’t mentioned at all in the source material.

Named after the character Prof. Dumbledore from the Harry Potter series, when author JK Rowling announced that Dumbledore is gay without explicitly stating or hinting it in the source text.

Blizzard has been Dumbledoring many of their characters in Overwatch recently. First Tracer is a Lesbian and then Symmetra is an autist. Now words confirmed that Soldier 76 is gay.

Dumbledoring by CTRLee February 24, 2019

Dumbledoring 

The act of ret-conning a character or historical figure as being homosexual (or some other sexuality) after the fact for the sake of being inclusive or feeing included with little regard for any evidence to the contrary.

Disney has recently ret-conned Donald Duck as being trans. I’m tired of all this Dumbledoring going on.

Dumbledoring by Fishboi825 April 16, 2019

Dumbledoring 

An intense desire to die or to be killed as a means of escape from something worse than death, as seen in The Half-Blood Prince when Dumbledore screams "Kill me!" while drinking the poisoned water.

Dude, I am NEVER drinking Jim Beam straight again! I was totally Dumbledoring last night!

Dumbledoring by Bobaganusche June 3, 2011

Dumbledoring 

A word that describes the gay affiliation between an older man and a younger boy

"Hey man are you Dumbledoring over there?"

Dumbledoring by Eric Kats December 24, 2007

dumbledorin' 

The act of suddenly becoming Dumbledore. Usually involves a fuckload of hallucinogenic drugs.

well I wuz trippin balls and my friend started dumbledorin' all around.

dumbledorin' by NPWR January 6, 2015

Dumbledonger 

When your cock and balls have so much hair on them that it resembles Dumbledores beard.

Tim: Did you see that nasty guys diz in the changing room?
Tom: Yeah, that was one helluva dumbledonger.

Dumbledonger by Storm1979 July 26, 2011

Dumbledong 

The massive cock of the one and only Professor Albus Dumbledore

Yo bro, Dumbledores robe was open, did you see his dumbledong?
He wasn't able to get his dumbledong up.
His dumbledong was too thicc to penetrate Harry's anus.

Dumbledong by Abstanator April 23, 2019