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dumbledork 

Combination of Albus Dumbledore the character from the Harry Potter books and the word "dork". Used to describe an individual with an unhealthy knowledge of the works of JK Rowling.
Gosh Ralph, I cannot wait to get the final Harry Potter book!

Dude, Harry Potter is gay.

Far from it friend! Cho Chang becomes Harry's girlfriend in Order of the Phoenix, and he develops feelings for Ginny Weasley in the Half-Blood Prince, so not gay at all!

Dumbledork...
dumbledork by PappyDW June 29, 2007
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Dumbledork 

A fuck up that rises to the wizarding level.
He bitched about his job on Facebook but forgot his boss was a friend. What a dumbledork!
Dumbledork by dagda825 December 29, 2015

dumbledork 

a person with wrinkles and an enormous nose. they like chemistry, but are failing PE.
You dumbledork!
dumbledork by poniterd February 19, 2009

Dumbledork 

a hot and sexy bearded big dick sex demon that tells great jokes and fucks
I can't wait to be railed by my dumbledork
Dumbledork by lizardldy August 25, 2023

Dumbledored'd 

1. To have been out-witted by someone
2. To teach magic to someone
3. Not to be confused with the definition of the word snape'd
Guy 1 - I was just playin' chess right, right? And then out of the blue, I was dumbledored'd!!
Guy 2 - NO WAI

Harry was just dumbledored'd
Dumbledored'd by The Reaper February 19, 2006

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore 

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.
"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

Snape Kills Dumbledore

The major event that occurs in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Before many fans were able to finish the book, it was spread all over the internet, and ruined the ending for fans all over.

It is also a fad on ytmnd. Many pages were created with this information, sometimes in humorous ways.
<Dude1> Hey, did you know what Snape kills Dumbledore?
<Dude2> What the hell?! I haven't read it yet!!

<Dude In Car> Hey! Snape kills Dumbledore.
<Girl> Nooooooo! You bitch! YOU BITCH!!!
Snape Kills Dumbledore by Chris337 October 16, 2005