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dumbstick 

Slang for penis. Refers to a male's tendency to think with his cock (that is, sacrifice money, relationships, material goods, reputation, social status, health, and pretty much everything else of value just to get laid).
Well, what do you expect? I do have a dumbstick.
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Dubmatic 

Something that is pimped out, usually flashy and expensive.
"Damn that whip is dubmatic!"
Dubmatic by 3allin0ut February 8, 2015

dumbstick 

used on the TV shoa "Ally McBeal"
dumbstick by Al Jezera January 26, 2003

Dumbatical 

When someone wants to impress their friends so much they’re willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.
Did you see Patrick the other day? He tried to rush a Grizzly Bear to impress his Girlfriend. That Dumbatical stunt left him with no arms and one leg.
Dumbatical by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Dumbastics 

The actions of a dumbass.
Quit your dumbastics kirk.
Dumbastics by warrior99 October 11, 2009

dumbtickle 

That annoying tickle in your throat that won’t go away no matter how hard you cough
That dumbtickle in my throat won’t go away!
dumbtickle by Talleywacker February 9, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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