19 definitions by TKinfinity

When your having sex with a woman from the back and she is facing a window; you then quietly switch with another man without her knowing. This ultimately ends off on you revealing yourself on the other side of the window only to have the woman question who is in back of her.

A large stick of wood with leaves and shit.

When a person jogs at such a slow pace it could be mistaken for walking.

The inherent urge to dress up as a slug and slide around on the ground. This could cause the occupant to hold up traffic, or awkwardly entertain guests at their in-laws house during special occasions.

When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.