Dumbastics
Dumbastics by warrior99 October 11, 2009
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dumbtastic
Adjective.
Describes a person acting so tremendously dumb that the act is simply fantastic to the observer.
Describes a person acting so tremendously dumb that the act is simply fantastic to the observer.
Did you hear about the dumbtastic man crossing the street, so consumed with staring at a beautiful model, he nearly got hit by a bus?
dumbtastic by Mark D. Drapeau December 9, 2008
Dumbassicide
The thief who was killed when the truck that he was trying to steal ran over his head is a victim of dumbassicide. (True story)
Dumbassicide by Joe_/Scott1 December 9, 2008
dumbassicity
–noun, plural -ties. duhm-ās-is-i-tee
the quality, relative degree, or specific degree of being a dumbass.
the quality, relative degree, or specific degree of being a dumbass.
dumbassicity by Burbank Stephens March 30, 2009
Dumastic
Dumb ass Fantastic = Dumastic
When someone is a Dumb-ass in Fantastic form, they have achieved Dumasticism and can now be laughed at about that moment for forever by friends and family for years to come.
When someone is a Dumb-ass in Fantastic form, they have achieved Dumasticism and can now be laughed at about that moment for forever by friends and family for years to come.
On this 100+ degree day (with the heat index added in) no one wanted to cook or clean, yet everyone was hungry....
He went to get us subs for lunch and bought one for his mom too, to take up to her work for her after having had lunch with me.
He comes in with both subs and we start having lunch. I asked him if he forgot his moms' sub or if he had already taken it to her. He replied by saying that he had left it in his car so he wouldn't forget it here.
I asked him what she had him get for her? He told me their tuna salad sub. I asked if his windows were rolled up? He said yes. Then asked why? ...probably because I started laughing at him.
When I could breathe again I pointed out the facts of the situation - He had left a Tuna salad sub in his car with the windows rolled up and it's 100+ degrees outside.....still didn't hit him.
I had to blatantly say - The sun is turning your car into an oven which will bake that tuna sub in it that will make your car smell like tuna for the rest of forever.
It hit him. He OMG'd and ran out to get that sub and open all of his doors to air his car out. If that smell ever leaves his car or not is still yet to be seen. After he did that he has not only earned the title, but proved that extreme-heat conditions cause Dumastic moments of idiocy.
He went to get us subs for lunch and bought one for his mom too, to take up to her work for her after having had lunch with me.
He comes in with both subs and we start having lunch. I asked him if he forgot his moms' sub or if he had already taken it to her. He replied by saying that he had left it in his car so he wouldn't forget it here.
I asked him what she had him get for her? He told me their tuna salad sub. I asked if his windows were rolled up? He said yes. Then asked why? ...probably because I started laughing at him.
When I could breathe again I pointed out the facts of the situation - He had left a Tuna salad sub in his car with the windows rolled up and it's 100+ degrees outside.....still didn't hit him.
I had to blatantly say - The sun is turning your car into an oven which will bake that tuna sub in it that will make your car smell like tuna for the rest of forever.
It hit him. He OMG'd and ran out to get that sub and open all of his doors to air his car out. If that smell ever leaves his car or not is still yet to be seen. After he did that he has not only earned the title, but proved that extreme-heat conditions cause Dumastic moments of idiocy.
Dumastic by Buck,, Neeley July 20, 2012
dumbstick
Slang for penis. Refers to a male's tendency to think with his cock (that is, sacrifice money, relationships, material goods, reputation, social status, health, and pretty much everything else of value just to get laid).
dumbstick by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004