Dumb Fu

When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.

"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"

by joe995 January 7, 2024

you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you

the queen maddy said that

rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

by dontfall(inlove) February 10, 2022

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

dumb fun

A show or a movie you watched that lacked substance but was still entertaining.

youre looking in the wrong place if you expect a good story out of crank with jason statham. instead turn your brain off, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. the movie is dumb fun.

by Purple Haze (aka 6Pac) January 1, 2009

Dumb fuck

A person who knows what you mean when you say something but acts confused.

Jonny: I have food on my table and a roof over my head. I am blessed.
Stevens: What kind of a house doesn't have a roof?
Jonny: It's a saying you dumb fuck!

by Vam Pire 101 August 17, 2017

dumb-funnel

(noun) That person who plays go between for intellectuals and idiots.

They're never going to understand it. Send this to Kevin, he's the dumb-funnel.

by Akragard March 13, 2020

Dumb Fuck

1. Someone who gets easily confused and fails to use common sense when neccessary.

2. Someone who is so fucking stupid you want to meet their parents so you can pour hot coffee on their face.

Woman: I'm kind of hungry.
Man: Ok, let's grab a movie.
Womam: Seriously you dumb fuck, I said I'm hungry.

by mmhmm2121 December 16, 2010