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Trump: "Yes, it's true - a grabbed her by the pussy!"
Guy talking to Trump: "That's it? You mean you also didn't give her a Backwards Thumbs Up? I'm...disappointed!"
Guy talking to Trump: "That's it? You mean you also didn't give her a Backwards Thumbs Up? I'm...disappointed!"
by joe995 October 5, 2024
Get the Backwards Thumbs Upmug. by joe995 January 14, 2025
Get the J. D. Vancemug. Old Maid I'd Like To Fuck
A woman who never married or had kids, yet in middle age she is still very hot - and really gets around. Loves to babysit her plainer-looking sister's kids so she can shower them with gifts and treats just like a grandmother, much to the resentment of her sister - especially when that sister's husband can't take his eyes off her (seeing what 'could've been') when she visits.
Much more rare that an actual MILF, but will be more common soon as more people will choose not to marry and/or have kids.
A woman who never married or had kids, yet in middle age she is still very hot - and really gets around. Loves to babysit her plainer-looking sister's kids so she can shower them with gifts and treats just like a grandmother, much to the resentment of her sister - especially when that sister's husband can't take his eyes off her (seeing what 'could've been') when she visits.
Much more rare that an actual MILF, but will be more common soon as more people will choose not to marry and/or have kids.
Husband (talking to his buddies at work): "Wow, you should've seen my wife's sis show up to see to the kids while me and my wife went to dinner. She was such a OMILF! The kids were pretty happy too, though my wife wasn't..."
by joe995 September 14, 2023
Get the OMILFmug. When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 7, 2024
Get the Dumb Fumug. When the level of insanity and/or madness in a situation gets to a point where a war is started, and there is international outcry.
"Dude, the party we had last weekend was so crazy, there was a big brawl between the girls, that they still keep hot to this day, and the foreign exchange student, who was there, wrote an angry comment about it on Reddit. The whole thing was Ukraine Insane!"
by joe995 April 11, 2025
Get the Ukraine Insanemug. by joe995 October 2, 2023
Get the tootermug. A stoplight (traffic light) located at the intersection of a VERY busy highway - and a local road in a tiny little town in the middle of nowhere, where the highway passes through. The stoplight has EQUAL time at "red" (stop) on both the highway and the road. As a result, at rush hour, the highway traffic is backed up for miles, while there is few, if any vehicles on the local road. The locals don't care, but the traffic slowdown effects businesses, livelihoods and sanity in the bigger cities at either end of the highway.
(Driving to work) Aw man! There seems to be a traffic jam up ahead - oh wait...(looks at Google Maps)...it's just a Yokel Stoplight on this route. Should've took the interstate instead.
by joe995 April 19, 2025
Get the Yokel Stoplightmug.