Definitions by Roadhouse2769

Pulling a Ross

When you are lazy and decide to do things your way against the rules. It's also using the bathroom as soon as you get back from break or lunch at work.

You're going to the bathroom already? We just came back from lunch! Why are you pulling a ross?

Pulling a Ross by Roadhouse2769 October 3, 2019

Skindow of Opportunity 

When your kids aren't home and you might get to have sex.

Andy's skindow of opportunity was closing. They had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they'd be alone again.

Skindow of Opportunity by Roadhouse2769 November 22, 2016

Selective Dickism 

When someone is only a dick to certain people

Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism

Selective Dickism by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016