A specific breed of Irish person that vary from place to place.
Are incredibly defensive of Dublin, (for obvious reasons, everyone seems to dislike Dubliners?) Even though most can be 'dead sound' or 'a legend'
In the northside, typically, you are more likely to come across the tracksuit, 45 degree caps, runners types "Here yooou! Giz a fookin
fag or sometin!"
And the southside,
80% of the
time you are more likely to find, the preppy 5 stone guys and girls, that
daddy buys everything for, the 'I just fucked this up' hairstyle that took 4 hours, rudgy, ponies, cars, OMG!
But it is not uncommon to find posh places in the northside and skanger places in the southside, Ballybrack + Shankill for example. These poor people have to live with the stigma of technically living in the southside, EVEN THOUGH
daddy cant buy them a break my
windows (
BMW)
#1: Like OMG hi! A Dubliner! Roish where abouts are you from
#:2 Eh, the southside (wtf is wrong with yer
hair? Were you dragged backwards through a
bush?)
#1: OMG!!!! Loike me too!! How many ponies and
BMW's do you have???
#2: None? My
dad cant afford to buy me a
pony right now? I have a nice little Toyota though?
#1: a Toyota?......loike, what is wrong with you? Thats what people in the third world drive? Omg! Where did you say you were from again?
#2: Shankill, why?
#1:........oh? Ew, I cant be seen talking to you!!
#2:........*headbutts in face* damn D4's
