A specific breed of Irish person that vary from place to place.
Are incredibly defensive of Dublin, (for obvious reasons, everyone seems to dislike Dubliners?) Even though most can be '
dead sound' or 'a legend'
In the northside, typically, you are more likely to come across the tracksuit, 45 degree caps, runners types "Here yooou! Giz a fookin fag or sometin!"
And the southside, 80% of the time you are more likely to find, the preppy 5
stone guys and
girls, that daddy buys everything for, the 'I just fucked this up' hairstyle that took 4 hours, rudgy, ponies, cars, OMG!
But it is not uncommon to find
posh places in the northside and skanger places in the southside, Ballybrack + Shankill for example. These poor people have to live with the stigma of technically living in the southside, EVEN THOUGH daddy cant buy them a
break my
windows (BMW)
#1: Like OMG hi! A Dubliner! Roish where abouts are you from
#:2 Eh, the southside (wtf is wrong with yer
hair? Were you dragged backwards through a bush?)
#1: OMG!!!! Loike me too!! How many ponies and BMW's do you have???
#2: None? My
dad cant afford to buy me a pony right now? I have a nice little Toyota though?
#1: a Toyota?......loike, what is wrong with you? Thats what people in the third world drive? Omg! Where did you say you were from again?
#2: Shankill, why?
#1:........
oh?
Ew, I cant be
seen talking to you!!
#2:........*headbutts in face* damn
D4's
