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drunctional
The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.
Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009
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Drunktional
Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013
drunxting
verb: the act of texting while intoxicated or drunk.
Typified by numerous typing errors related to decreased motor skills and typically includes a lower regard or concern for subject matter and recipient.
Typified by numerous typing errors related to decreased motor skills and typically includes a lower regard or concern for subject matter and recipient.
It looks like Linda was drunxting again. She rarely texts me but last night I got 15 texts from her gossiping about Eric from work. I think she somehow managed to turn her t9 off because her typing was so sloppy it was difficult to understand what she was saying.
drunxting by DZintheplace2B March 25, 2009
drunktioning
Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"
Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011
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