by imgoodish December 14, 2010
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Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
by minkiekitten October 8, 2009
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A collection of words created by fans that describe several aspects of artist Kim Dracula. The Kim Dracula dictionary.
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Kimerish and Kimmercials are both in the dractionary
Kimerish and Kimmercials are both in the dractionary
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Typified by numerous typing errors related to decreased motor skills and typically includes a lower regard or concern for subject matter and recipient.
Typified by numerous typing errors related to decreased motor skills and typically includes a lower regard or concern for subject matter and recipient.
It looks like Linda was drunxting again. She rarely texts me but last night I got 15 texts from her gossiping about Eric from work. I think she somehow managed to turn her t9 off because her typing was so sloppy it was difficult to understand what she was saying.
by DZintheplace2B March 25, 2009
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Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."
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