Skip to main content

Dractionary Kimonster

1: Someone who loves the Kim Dracula dictionary.

2; A fan that is always willing to add to the Dractionary.
She's the biggest Dractionary Kimonster.

The Dractionary Theme 

1: I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see Urban no more, they want Drac, I'm last week's definitions.

2: The silly parody of Eminem's song Without Me that Kim Dracula fans made up.
The Kim Dracula fan base sang The Dractionary Theme they made up.

Typo Dictionary 

A curated dictionary that includes typos of dictionary words and slang words.
I found the correct spelling of the word after referring to a typo dictionary.
Typo Dictionary by Teleportr January 8, 2021

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

masturbating to the dictionary 

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?