dunction

The space between a wall and something else, too small for your hand to reach and grab it.

The origin: my nephews had their (guys) stuffed animals and toys on their bunk beds and when one would fall between the wall and the bed, “ my guys fell in the dunction”

While in the car: “My French fries fell in the dunction” (space between console & seat)
In bed: “my phone fell in the dunction “

by Hootedout November 7, 2021

drunctional

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.

Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."

by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

Drunctioning

When you are able to function while (still) drunk.

Store Manager: You're not selling as much shit as you usually do.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.

by Hookertron 3000 August 13, 2011

Ductionary

For people who can't spell dictionary

Hey Dan, Ductionary? Are you slow?

by Akumadevil June 28, 2016

Drunction

A junction with a liquor store on each corner

I'm going on a beer run, anything you want from the drunction?

by imgoodish December 14, 2010