dunction

The space between a wall and something else, too small for your hand to reach and grab it.

The origin: my nephews had their (guys) stuffed animals and toys on their bunk beds and when one would fall between the wall and the bed, “ my guys fell in the dunction”

While in the car: “My French fries fell in the dunction” (space between console & seat)
In bed: “my phone fell in the dunction “

dunction by Hootedout November 7, 2021

drunctional 

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.

Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."

drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

Drunctioning 

When you are able to function while (still) drunk.

Store Manager: You're not selling as much shit as you usually do.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.

Drunctioning by Hookertron 3000 August 13, 2011

Ductionary 

For people who can't spell dictionary

Hey Dan, Ductionary? Are you slow?

Ductionary by Akumadevil June 28, 2016

Drunction 

A junction with a liquor store on each corner

I'm going on a beer run, anything you want from the drunction?

Drunction by imgoodish December 14, 2010