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Drpoopking 

When a doctor (regardless of medical degree or not) has severe diarrhea and throws it at a king (preferably of the UK) then they are a Drpoopking
He was a real Drpoopking
Drpoopking by Drpoopking November 2, 2022
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Drooping Chinchilla 

The experience of sweaty balls as you swing them into your asshole, and then squeeze your ass together to crush the testicles.
Johnny blew out his left nut during a drooping chinchilla.

drooping blackhole 

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin
awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole
drooping blackhole by Chris13 February 6, 2008

drooping jugs 

A term to describe when a woman bends down so much that her breasts hang down and jiggle side to side, and hang out to the point where they are almost about to slip out of the woman's shirt/top.
So what'd you do today, bro?
I treated myself to my girlfriend's drooping jugs, and they were fine!!!
drooping jugs by Turtilator200 July 31, 2016

drooping 

Drooping involves two of the greatest activities known to mankind: being drunk and pooping. An ideal droop involves being belligerently drunk and taking a massive shit. Drooping most often consists of drinking a beer over the course of a nice shit. Drooping is perfected when one is able to droop with a fellow bro(s). This often leads to a discussion of which slam piece you will take to poundtown later in the night, and all while being drunk and taking a shit.
Bro #1: Wanna go shotgun a natty and take a shit?
Bro #2: Are you drooping?!?!? Fuck yeah, dude!
slightly later in the bathroom...
Bro #1: How hot was the girl I hooked up with last night?
Bro #2: Ugly as fuck... You were blackout
drooping by Jdoggay October 1, 2012

drooping smuk

when a man/woman has had so much sex that the genitals may fall off, or shrivel up
guy 1: dude, i had so much sex during collage!

guy 2: wow, did you ever have drooping smuk?

guy 1: sadly yes
drooping smuk by jeffxking August 3, 2010

Drooping 

A drunk hook-up in a public place, entailing awkward slumping as the participants attempt to remain upright while passionately groping one another.
"After looking for them in the bar for 20 minutes, we found Tim and Faith outside the restrooms drooping."
Drooping by Mister Paolo July 21, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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