16 definitions by Turtilator200
Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.
Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
by Turtilator200 May 10, 2016
An informal term to describe when a man puts his penis into a woman's anus whilst making a dinosaur-like shape with his hand, leaving his index or middle finger out which goes in and out of her vagina in the same motion as his penis.
Can also be: Binary Bang, Binary Banging,
Can also be: Binary Bang, Binary Banging,
Guy1: So what'd you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I just Binary Banged my girlfriend, bro!
Guy 1: Dude, that's awesome! Imma do that with my girlfriend too!
Guy 2: Cool man!
Guy 2: I just Binary Banged my girlfriend, bro!
Guy 1: Dude, that's awesome! Imma do that with my girlfriend too!
Guy 2: Cool man!
by Turtilator200 July 19, 2016
When a guy hits the sweet spot of someone's ass when he's fucking them (in the ass) and cums at the same time, causing a devastating orgasm
by Turtilator200 August 3, 2016
A bacteria that resides inside Vaseline™ which reacts with all the shit in your lips to make them shiny and smooth
Science teacher: Right children, today we will be learning about the bacteria known as Vasilosophycus.
Student: What's that, Miss?
Science Teacher: Vasilosophycus is a type of bacteria that lives inside Vaseline. The chemical reaction between your lips and Vasilosophycus causes that smooth, soft feeling. Without Vasilosophycus, your lips will be as dry as the Sahara!
Student: What's that, Miss?
Science Teacher: Vasilosophycus is a type of bacteria that lives inside Vaseline. The chemical reaction between your lips and Vasilosophycus causes that smooth, soft feeling. Without Vasilosophycus, your lips will be as dry as the Sahara!
by Turtilator200 July 10, 2016
When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.
Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016
Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.
There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!
Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!
Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.
by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016
Beauty Nervousness is when a boy, girl, man or woman experiences a persistent uncomfortable feeling that becomes active whilst a good looking person is in their presence. Beauty Nervousness is common in young children but rare in adults as they have grown and matured.
There's this really hot girl I see over there but I can't talk to her, man!
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!
Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.
Why?
I've got Beauty Nervousness, bro!
Just do it and go to her!
*Goes in direction of hot girl and almost feels sick but luckily leaves before any damage is done.
by Turtilator200 May 20, 2016