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Drooping involves two of the greatest activities known to mankind: being drunk and pooping. An ideal droop involves being belligerently drunk and taking a massive shit. Drooping most often consists of drinking a beer over the course of a nice shit. Drooping is perfected when one is able to droop with a fellow bro(s). This often leads to a discussion of which slam piece you will take to poundtown later in the night, and all while being drunk and taking a shit.

Bro #1: Wanna go shotgun a natty and take a shit?
Bro #2: Are you drooping?!?!? Fuck yeah, dude!
slightly later in the bathroom...
Bro #1: How hot was the girl I hooked up with last night?
Bro #2: Ugly as fuck... You were blackout

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Drooping

A drunk hook-up in a public place, entailing awkward slumping as the participants attempt to remain upright while passionately groping one another.

"After looking for them in the bar for 20 minutes, we found Tim and Faith outside the restrooms drooping."

Drooping by Mister Paolo July 21, 2018

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Drooping Chinchilla

The experience of sweaty balls as you swing them into your asshole, and then squeeze your ass together to crush the testicles.

Johnny blew out his left nut during a drooping chinchilla.

Drooping Chinchilla by John Von Duchenheimer August 19, 2006

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drooping blackhole

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin

awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole

drooping blackhole by Chris13 February 6, 2008

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drooping jugs

A term to describe when a woman bends down so much that her breasts hang down and jiggle side to side, and hang out to the point where they are almost about to slip out of the woman's shirt/top.

So what'd you do today, bro?
I treated myself to my girlfriend's drooping jugs, and they were fine!!!

drooping jugs by Turtilator200 July 31, 2016

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drooping smuk

when a man/woman has had so much sex that the genitals may fall off, or shrivel up

guy 1: dude, i had so much sex during collage!

guy 2: wow, did you ever have drooping smuk?

guy 1: sadly yes

drooping smuk by jeffxking August 3, 2010

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Flashing & Drooping

When something is a technical marvel while maintaining a down-to-earth quality.

Yo that website is flashing & drooping

Flashing & Drooping by jonl521 July 31, 2016

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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