Dramey
1. A person who can turn a simple trip to the grocery store into a six-season Netflix series.
2. Someone who says, "I don't like drama," immediately before causing enough drama to power a small city.
3. The human equivalent of replying "k." and then acting surprised when the group chat explodes.
4. A beautiful disaster who leaves a trail of confusion, screenshots, and unanswered questions everywhere they go. Known for starting arguments, winning arguments, and then claiming they never argued in the first place. Frequently found thirst-trapping on social media, collecting admirers like Pokémon cards, and accidentally ruining someone's emotional stability before lunch. Exposure to a Dramey may result in elevated heart rate, excessive texting, and the phrase, "I swear I'm done with them this time." repeated weekly.
2. Someone who says, "I don't like drama," immediately before causing enough drama to power a small city.
3. The human equivalent of replying "k." and then acting surprised when the group chat explodes.
4. A beautiful disaster who leaves a trail of confusion, screenshots, and unanswered questions everywhere they go. Known for starting arguments, winning arguments, and then claiming they never argued in the first place. Frequently found thirst-trapping on social media, collecting admirers like Pokémon cards, and accidentally ruining someone's emotional stability before lunch. Exposure to a Dramey may result in elevated heart rate, excessive texting, and the phrase, "I swear I'm done with them this time." repeated weekly.
Dramey by Adustyarab June 5, 2026
