Drapey
Drapey by Billydeewilliams September 12, 2014
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Drapered
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When your entire day is planned around a meeting/interview with an individual. To you, this is an important life event - a stepping stone that will, if successful will lead to bigger and better opportunities. However, the individual at the center of this momentous occasion, couldn't give fewer fucks. You've gone to bed early. You canceled all other activities for the day only to wait indefinitely. Your disappointment is immeasurable and your day is ruined. You, sir, have been drapered
Drapered by TruffleshuffleOG February 11, 2020
DRAPERED
The act of being left hanging by someone, specifically in the case of the person not showing up for a prescheduled event
DRAPERED by Ron Draper February 11, 2020
Carpet Match the Drapes
Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?
Carpet Match the Drapes by Midnight310 August 16, 2011
Drapered
Drapered by kong king live February 11, 2020
Drama Drapes
A slut’s vagina. A pussy that stays open and active. The vagina of a girl or woman who has sex with anyone (or anything) with no regard of consequence. Drama drapes cause static among friends and lovers. A woman that doesn’t close her drama drapes will break up relationships and marriages, cause fights among friends and family, and spread diseases, while giving zero fucks about those affected by her actions. Nothing good happens when her drama drapes are open. Drama drapes cause nothing but problems.
Person 1 “Biff and Gertrude broke up after Biff found out that he had Syphilis.”
Person 2 “Yeah that bitch Gertrude needs to close her fucking drama drapes.”
Person 2 “Yeah that bitch Gertrude needs to close her fucking drama drapes.”
Drama Drapes by BrowntownStL October 14, 2018
Don Draper
Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.
"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
Don Draper by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011
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