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Dragonyte 

A Dragonyte is an indian shitskinned person who nolifes haxball and other shitty games, but mostly haxball. Dragonytes think they're successful human beings and pro spacebounce players despite being underage, cringy kids living under welfare. Dragonyte's teams will always choke on cups and he will start blaming teammates instead of ragequitting. If you encounter a Dragonyte on haxcups main chat discord, you should leave as soon as possible.
Dragonyte sucks
Dragonyte by dvtpyi, August 25, 2018
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Dragostea Din Tei

(n.) A Romanian love song which translates literally into "Love From the Linden Trees". Performed by O-Zone, the song is used in the popular flash movie "Numa Numa Dance". The real title of the song is often ignored in favor of the newer one, and is unfortunately virtually forgotten
"d00d, its t3h numa numa danse omg lol!!!!111eleven"

"NO. WRONG. It's Dragostea Din Tei. So take that and shove it up your NUMA."

dragonhearted 

Courage that is immeasurable.
Jim just saved an old lady from a burning building. He is dragonhearted.
dragonhearted by SolsticeKnight December 4, 2016

DraconiteDragon 

Allen, also known as DraconiteDragon or nicknamed Draco, is a YouTuber who plays with the KREW, where he plays games with his other siblings, PaintingRainbows (Betty La), GoldenGlare (Kim La), ItsFunneh (Kat La), and LunarEclipse (Wenny La). Draco is fun-loving, energetic, and optimistic, as can be depicted from his videos, he is also addicted to food as shown in some ItsFunneh's videos whenever food is available he will eat it. Being the youngest member of his family, he is routinely pampered by his sisters and parents. When it comes to gaming, Draco is prone to scream a lot.

Trivia:
His theme color is green
His zodiac sign is Taurus
His Chinese zodiac sign is Tiger
He is the youngest of the 5 siblings
He is the tallest out of the 5 siblings
He has 3 beauty marks. One on his ring finger, two on his collar bone
He is arguably the best gaming player in the KREW, as he usually leads and gives directions to the group during tough choices
He loves math, and he is good at it
He likes to read manga
He has a counterpart named Draca, which is the female version of Draco. She appears in videos with the gender-swapped counterparts of KREW and seen mostly in Roblox Flee the Facility. She is also depicted as a famous TikTok queen
Back then he wanted to be called "Draconite" or "Dragon" but the others stuck with Draco, which is now his online alias
Draco has arachnophobia according to the video "Testing our FEARS on Roblox..."
"Alululululu"- DraconiteDragon's war cry
DraconiteDragon by StoopyOreo August 18, 2021

Dragonite 

Dragonite is a very powerful pseudo legendary Dragon/Flying type Pokémon. It's basically the Pokémon equivalent of the noob tube. It has an extremely OP ability in Multiscale, which cuts damage from the first attack it takes while at full health in half. This can be circumvented with the use of Stealth Rocks to chip a god 1/4 of its HP away when it enters the battle field, but that rarely ever matters since it's commonly used as a lead and almost always is accompanied by a Pokémon capable of getting rid of said entry hazard. Because of said ability, even most Ice type attacks (which it has a 4 times weaknesses to) won't OHKO a standard Dragonite, much less a bulky set. It's also problematic in that it has access to Dragon Dance, which raises both Attack and Speed one stage, as well as Extreme Speed, a move with high priority that almost always attacks first. Its Outrage attack is a death sentence, especially after an Attack boost. You would think the existence of Fairy type Pokémon would hinder its performance in today's metagame due to their immunity to its Dragon type moves, but such is sadly not the case because Dragonite also has Steel Wing and Iron Tail in its arsenal to one shot any pesky fae in its way. Dragonite is truly the king of all OU Dragon type Pokémon.
Guy 1: So I ALMOST had him, but then he pulled out his Dragonite and swept my team after getting a Dragon Dance up while I switched into my Fairy type and wrecked everything I had left.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.
Dragonite by FatherofGray February 7, 2014

Dragonstache 

The mustache that asian/oriental people get, which resembles the mustache of an asian dragon. There is no middle portion, just the tips.
Man, looks like you have a dragonstache, should cut it.
Dragonstache by Dragonstacher June 26, 2008

dragonsexual 

Your only attracted to dragons (I’m calling you out Charlie).
Girl: Can I have your number?
Charlie Weasley: No! I’m dragonsexual.