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Marketing term. To save time in communicating, draffle is referred to when discussing a raffle and/or a drawing. Saves time, but only makes sense to guys with MBAs. Use sparsely.
Holding a draffle is a great way to increase eClub membership.

Also see berd and jick
Draffle by marketingobserver September 11, 2009
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When someone is Dumb and Baffled = Daffled
I showed my boss our new iphone app, she was completely and utterly daffled.

I later heard her regurgitate it to the management team like it was her baby. hey were even more daffled.

I think she managed to look smart. Bitch.
Daffled by tinternet February 17, 2010
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yaffle daffle 

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.
Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.
after seeing your friend get powned and everyones on the floor laughing you can say that he got "daffle powned" .. meaning he got powned in a very funny way. Also sounds cool cuz its like waffle but with a D :P
LMAO HE JUST GOT DAFFLE POWNED BY THE INVISIBLE SLIDING DOOR!!! HAHAHA
Daffle by metesh October 16, 2008
daddy twat waffle - A compliment, think of a man you would consider a zaddy or daddy but he's too wholesome to be a straight up daddy. He's also got a little bit of the twat waffle energy. Examples: Yung Gravy, Paul Rudd, or Robert Patterson.
Damn, Paul Rudd is such a dwaffle, he's like a daddy but with real dad energy.
dwaffle by freeelf6969 March 9, 2022
a brown spotted animal with a long neck and eats trees
I have a stuffed draffe.
draffe by Devsss February 10, 2005
It is a situation where somebody truly believes he/she is the best at the sport or activity he/she is involved in, but everybody else knows that they actually are quite terrible at it.
I feel bad for Michael, he is in a Draffen. He just thinks he is the best at tennis, but he is actually quite terrible.
Draffen by migueldraffin November 24, 2009
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