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daddy twat waffle - A compliment, think of a man you would consider a zaddy or daddy but he's too wholesome to be a straight up daddy. He's also got a little bit of the twat waffle energy. Examples: Yung Gravy, Paul Rudd, or Robert Patterson.
Damn, Paul Rudd is such a dwaffle, he's like a daddy but with real dad energy.
dwaffle by freeelf6969 March 9, 2022
Words you can keep
When someone is Dumb and Baffled = Daffled
I showed my boss our new iphone app, she was completely and utterly daffled.

I later heard her regurgitate it to the management team like it was her baby. hey were even more daffled.

I think she managed to look smart. Bitch.
Daffled by tinternet February 17, 2010
Related Words
v. Imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

n. The act of imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.
That one night when Steve dwiffled french onion soup and a chocolate milk shake changed the way diner food would be eaten forever
dwiffle by steve-sizzle June 11, 2006

yaffle daffle 

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.
Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.
after seeing your friend get powned and everyones on the floor laughing you can say that he got "daffle powned" .. meaning he got powned in a very funny way. Also sounds cool cuz its like waffle but with a D :P
LMAO HE JUST GOT DAFFLE POWNED BY THE INVISIBLE SLIDING DOOR!!! HAHAHA
Daffle by metesh October 16, 2008

Draffler 

a monkey that hates the word cheese and freaks out and attacks the rules of hooray!!!
draffler kill monkeys
Draffler by flappy August 6, 2003
Marketing term. To save time in communicating, draffle is referred to when discussing a raffle and/or a drawing. Saves time, but only makes sense to guys with MBAs. Use sparsely.
Holding a draffle is a great way to increase eClub membership.

Also see berd and jick
Draffle by marketingobserver September 11, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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