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Dr.Octagon 

Quite possibley the most mentally unstable rapper of our time. Going along with his theme of mental instablity he, (formerly known as Kool Keith was retained in a mental asylum after his release he took on the name Dr.Octagon, a figment of his imagination. Dr.Octagon is a sadistic, twisted doctor who undermines his medical profession by preforming unorthodox procedures on his patients. He was seen shooting "doo doo pistols" and burning lips with clorox.
Dr.Octagon's lyrics include:
Chewbacca's not here I'ma do it for your circumcised
niggaz don't realize my format is a palm spectrum
to damage any rectum
This is the real dinosaur funk which permitted G-Funk
to play anally through the trunk a digital master
was given to Sam Cooke and Jimmy Castor
Kurt Cobain was here but Doc Oc' has novacaine
Theoretically keepin puppies in a pedigree
Small fetus brought Santa Claus to greet us
Rappers know I'm equipped with Clorox
and chemicals that'll burn off your lip
Intestines investments hide money in your stomach
Who can stop Pepto Bismol?
Only a Gremlin eatin in Larry Parker like Gizmo
As Dr. Octagonecologyst girls open legs for beer kegs
French toast and herbs were covered with giant eggs
Livin small, people unequal challenge my thoughts
No station or radio would understand
The perfect enzyme is me with your brain in my other hand
Suck my oil, yo Whoolio tell em
speaking in Spanish left untranslated
MP4, six spacecraft in the mix, kissin Mary J. Blige
on Earth was quite normal,
as Dr. Octagon, walkin through a polygon
My first impression was to give patients a lesson
Who's the best to put me to the test
I'll battle Ultramagnetic, my own self as well
Two mirrors in the clear, I'm floating deep in the atmosphere
Through Los Angeles heights I'll damage Hollywood lights
Woman know my sex computer condoms humpin on Ampex
My number 2-7-5-49-69 disconnected
My first black robot,
space connected while you listen to Keith Sweat (meow)
Your brain is caught up in a net
Two million thousand three billion wack records in the solar
The system's out of reach, niggaz try to preach
Why you tryin to act fly walkin up Venice Beach?
Zapp, like Roger, my funk is powerful then Troutman
Seven years ago like California was tooken from Mexico
Who knows this magnum five can't scope this
A&R's will go crazy tryin to find someone to duplicate Dr. Octagon
Yo chief administrator, suck my oil
We are experiencing technical difficulties
Please stand by
speaking in Spanish left untranslated
Auto four six seven five four three
Equals, the levels, of nobody in this trauma
World of unconciousness
Blackness and power, coming down through the urinalysis
Leaving hands with callouses
Right power
Dr.Octagon by Malcolm OSX May 4, 2006
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Dr Octagonapus

Highly featured character in Dominic Fear's Dfear Lazer movies.

Often popping up at highly inappropriate moments to "Fire his lazer"

Guy 1: Oh hey man wheres your phone???

Guy 2: Oh erm... Its Charging....

Dr Octagonapus: Dr Octagonapus BLLARRRRRGGGHHHH (shoop da whoop)
Dr Octagonapus by Ed Jones April 19, 2008
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Dr Octogonapus

Cartoon character from the lazer collection series. Occasionally pops up out of nowhere and shoots pure energy towards someone, violently ending their life.

Dr Octogonapus has 8 arms, a crazy deep voice, and the power to shoot rays of energy from his face hole.
KID: Hey look a dollar!

Dr Octogonapus: Doctor Octogonapus BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Dr Octogonapus by LOWGUNS August 8, 2010

Dr. Octogonapus 

Dr Octogonapus, is the dude in "The lazer collection" that comes out of no where and shoop da whoops everyone. his first appearance was in The lazer collection 1. hes continued to make appearences in The lazer collection 2
IM Dr. OCTOGONAPUS!!!11, RAHHHH!!!!! *shoopdawhoop*
Dr. Octogonapus by Skyler Soto October 9, 2008

dr. octagonapus 

A character from Dom Fera's The LAZER Collection.It is a spoof or Dr Octapus
Person 1:Hey..Whats in there
*Dr Octagonapus pops out*
DR. OCTAGONAPUS! BWAAHHH!
dr. octagonapus by Nick2280 May 3, 2008

Dr. Octogonapus 

1. A parodical version of Doc Ock from spiderman created by Dominic Fera. Dr Octogonapus makes appearances in the lazer collection 1&2 as well as in a short clip called "a lazer"
Dr. Octogonapus, BLAHHHHHHHH!
Dr. Octogonapus by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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