Doucheyism 

The practice of being a total & complete douche bag.

Describing the common behavior of a typical Jack-ass

I detected an awful lot of doucheyism in that family

Doucheyism by Team Nelson MN August 18, 2010

doucherysm

a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.

Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens

doucherysm by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

Douchyism 

1. The act of saying or doing egotistical douchy phrases or actions.

2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.

3. The adjective of a Douchbag

"why did i come to the BBQ in a suit?, because i look good, duh." -"Wow Karen is throwing out the douchyisms today"

"I date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don't want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey I'm VP i'm a great catch"

Hey did you catch that douchyism in Carl's conversation at the dinnertable tonight?

Douchyism by Spencer & Greg September 9, 2008

douchercism 

A ceremony, akin to an exorcism, that removes the "douche" from a douche bag.

God, she has terrible taste in men, did you see her new boyfriend? He totally needs a douchercism.

douchercism by emotional crack August 22, 2009

Douchism 

The religion and artform of being a douche.

Alex: Dude what the hell is up with Sandron?

Ben: I don't know, I think he has taken up Douchism

Douchism by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

Douchaism 

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

Douchaism by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

doucheoisie 

A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.

I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.

If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.

doucheoisie by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010