doucheoisie 

A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.

I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.

If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.

doucheoisie by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010

Doucheoisie 

A combination of a douche bag and a bourgeoisie.

Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.

Doucheoisie by Elk e summer March 5, 2011

doucheoisie 

The upper crust of douche. Usually associated with the elite of the bro. Natural habitat includes college towns, frat houses and bars with loud music and overpriced drinks.

Hey what would you call that dude in the Ed Hardy shirt? He is a captain of the doucheoisie.

doucheoisie by Mauerhan November 11, 2009

doucheoisie 

A middle class douche.

White collar turned up? Doucheoisie

doucheoisie by thegalvanizer March 18, 2010

Doucheoisie 

A dickish Frenchman. He knows he is annoying, but he doesn't care.

Tom- yo, check out the new kid Pierre

Stan- can't you tell he is a doucheoisie

Doucheoisie by ELfuzztheheated September 2, 2010

doucheosterone 

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.

Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

doucheosterone by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

Douchoise

A small, elite group of douche bags, who are at the top of their douche game among their douche monkey brethren. They are the supreme douches of all douche masters, and none can douche as they do -err- douche.

Many douchemeisters believe they inherently belong to the Douchoise. This, however, is complete fallacy. One must prove his douchebaggery to be in exponential excess of your standard douche pack peon in order to even be considered for a rare spot in this sacred and privileged brotherhood. Not just any run of the mill douche monger can join; one must be invited and initiated in the most extreme doucheloaf fashion.

You see, members of the Douchoise (yes, it's capitalized, douche pumper!) are the cream of the crop, the best of the best, and the absolute most douche-esque of all that is douchery.

Damn! That guy is far beyond dickville... he's a member of the effin douchoise!

Douchoise by Supreme Douchoise Chancellor December 31, 2008