Douchaism 

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

Douchaism by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

Douchist

One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.

Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.

Douchist by Ben, Alex, and Terrance January 24, 2008

Douchyism 

1. The act of saying or doing egotistical douchy phrases or actions.

2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.

3. The adjective of a Douchbag

"why did i come to the BBQ in a suit?, because i look good, duh." -"Wow Karen is throwing out the douchyisms today"

"I date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don't want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey I'm VP i'm a great catch"

Hey did you catch that douchyism in Carl's conversation at the dinnertable tonight?

Douchyism by Spencer & Greg September 9, 2008

Douchism 

The religion and artform of being a douche.

Alex: Dude what the hell is up with Sandron?

Ben: I don't know, I think he has taken up Douchism

Douchism by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

douchish 

Like a douche in many ways

Cassidy is a douchish person because he stole my word.

douchish by Tommy Stoner November 11, 2006

Douchoise

A small, elite group of douche bags, who are at the top of their douche game among their douche monkey brethren. They are the supreme douches of all douche masters, and none can douche as they do -err- douche.

Many douchemeisters believe they inherently belong to the Douchoise. This, however, is complete fallacy. One must prove his douchebaggery to be in exponential excess of your standard douche pack peon in order to even be considered for a rare spot in this sacred and privileged brotherhood. Not just any run of the mill douche monger can join; one must be invited and initiated in the most extreme doucheloaf fashion.

You see, members of the Douchoise (yes, it's capitalized, douche pumper!) are the cream of the crop, the best of the best, and the absolute most douche-esque of all that is douchery.

Damn! That guy is far beyond dickville... he's a member of the effin douchoise!

Douchoise by Supreme Douchoise Chancellor December 31, 2008

Douchasphere 

A distinct realm or level of douchbaggery.

When comparing douchebags, one can associate a given douchebag in a douchasphere.

Kevin exists within a douchasphere of his own.

Douchasphere by Benny Blum November 12, 2007